On episode 57 of The Hardway Podcast (http://bit.ly/Cayden117), I respectfully declared to the world that I, “Good News” Hughes, would be the future NWA World Heavyweight Champion. The National Wrestling Alliance seems to be the talk of the wrestling industry today, mostly for negative reasons. A couple of weeks ago “Indy Darling” Colt Cabana officially announced the NWA dead. Well I have news for you Colt, Shane Douglas did the same thing 18 years ago and the prestigious wrestling company is still going strong today, with the exception of one MAN, or as they like to call him, MONSTER; the current champion Kahagas. This “man” simply does not represent the NWA in the way it should. He calls himself "the Tokyo Monster". Well guess what? I slayed Godzilla at the end of the summer blockbuster Godzilla 2000 and you're not even a quarter of the monster he was. When the NWA gives me a shot against Kahagas for what is, in my opinion, the most important title in wrestling history, I will guarantee victory, ala Joe Namath in Super Bowl III.
In time of turmoil, the NWA needs a man who can bring them back the glory days, someone “Old School”. Luckily enough, the man is right here. I’m the “Last Survivor of Old School”. Hell, I would even go as far to say I’m more Old School than former NWA Champion “The King of Old School” Steve Corino. On top of that I’m so much tougher than Harley Race ever was. To prove it, if Lou Thesz was still alive, by God, I would German Suplex that son of a bitch. They are in need of someone who goes to bed later and wakes up earlier than Ric Flair ever did. I’m even pretty sure I have more illegitimate children than Bobo Brazil. I can politic better than “The Colorado Kid” Mike Rapada. Dan Severn couldn’t grow the mustache that I’m about to grow. If I was around in 1948, Pinkie George would have recognized me as the World Champ, not Orville Brown.
It is time for the NWA and R. Bruce Tharpe to realize that they need a man who is Old School and the face of the future. At my age, I have the longevity in my favor, and with my athleticism and overall toughness, I will be on top for a long, long time. With hours and hours spent in the film room, the knowledge that I have will put it over the top. I have what it takes to represent the glory days of the past that everyone is longing for into the future. While everybody thinks it is real cool to do flippity do’s and crazy dangerous maneuvers, I’m just going to keep it Old School and keep winning.
In time of turmoil, the NWA needs a man who can bring them back the glory days, someone “Old School”. Luckily enough, the man is right here. I’m the “Last Survivor of Old School”. Hell, I would even go as far to say I’m more Old School than former NWA Champion “The King of Old School” Steve Corino. On top of that I’m so much tougher than Harley Race ever was. To prove it, if Lou Thesz was still alive, by God, I would German Suplex that son of a bitch. They are in need of someone who goes to bed later and wakes up earlier than Ric Flair ever did. I’m even pretty sure I have more illegitimate children than Bobo Brazil. I can politic better than “The Colorado Kid” Mike Rapada. Dan Severn couldn’t grow the mustache that I’m about to grow. If I was around in 1948, Pinkie George would have recognized me as the World Champ, not Orville Brown.
It is time for the NWA and R. Bruce Tharpe to realize that they need a man who is Old School and the face of the future. At my age, I have the longevity in my favor, and with my athleticism and overall toughness, I will be on top for a long, long time. With hours and hours spent in the film room, the knowledge that I have will put it over the top. I have what it takes to represent the glory days of the past that everyone is longing for into the future. While everybody thinks it is real cool to do flippity do’s and crazy dangerous maneuvers, I’m just going to keep it Old School and keep winning.
Old School's Cool.
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