Ever since I came in contact with Good News Hughes, I’ve had to deal with his “delusion of grandeur” mindset. Whether it’s with his Old School’s Cool concept, or the Master of the Chop, or even trying to hijack the National Wrestling Alliance, Hughes is a crazy individual.
Now, he has started his whole Universal Air Hockey League of the Universe concept and is driving me crazy. He genuinely believes he is the greatest air hockey of all time and has created his own trophy to solidify that. Furthermore, he has enlisted a man by the name of Barry Bettman to go along with this insane concept.
Good News, I will play you for the UAHLU Air Hockey Championship on September 11, 2014. I promise you this: I will end this ridiculous idea once and for all. You have been a dreamer your whole life. Now, I will end your dream and melt down that ridiculous trophy into a necklace and wear it around you consistently.
Time to wake up, Tim. The first matchup of the Universal Air Hockey League of the Universe will be the last. See you on 9/11.